While napping earlier today, I dreamt the idiot people of the world didn't want to give up their closet space to save the world from total annhilation. By throwing out all of their unnecessary crap into the Pacific ocean, they could help stop (or at least slow down) the accelerated rising levels of sea water from the Atlantic. Don't ask why.

You see, the continents were literally drowning. Canada was "shipping off" to join the new earth crust that had been formed near Europe, where the rest of the continents were joined together to form a new version of Pangaea. Already the Americans had "bought" their ticket to safety and deserted their land with cowardice, with no interest of helping anyone but themselves. Shocking, huh?

Mexico and South America were doomed. Our only hope, which was my sole mission, was to dig a deeper Panama Canal so both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans would mesh together in order to stabilize themselves into the same sea level and stop the drowning.

So, there I was, trying to save the world with a shovel. And no one would help, of course.

*Note: This was a dream and I'm not a geologist, so no judging on the logic.